








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 978 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




253 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7726 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6701 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 12356 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 8710 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,420,965 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anders | 179 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Casi | 73 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | dahling | 32 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Flippy | 32 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | iamTJ | 11 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casi | 2184 | 0.17 | 50 min |
| #2 | dahling | 917 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #3 | Anders | 593 | 0.05 | 11 min |
| #4 | iamTJ | 209 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mauts | 197 | 0.13 | 4 min |





