








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Wingman | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




220 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2993 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3414 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4797 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5956 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,508,178 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1548 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casi | 47% | 253 |
| #2 | iamTJ | 46% | 138 |
| #3 | dahling | 44% | 119 |
| #4 | mikken | 41% | 560 |
| #5 | Flippy | 39% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casi | 47% | 253 |
| #2 | iamTJ | 46% | 138 |
| #3 | dahling | 44% | 119 |
| #4 | mikken | 41% | 560 |
| #5 | Flippy | 39% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikken | 182 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | Casi | 44 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Flippy | 17 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | dahling | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | iamTJ | 12 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casi | 959 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | mikken | 835 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #3 | iamTJ | 305 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | dahling | 242 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Flippy | 107 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casi | +2.52 | 43 | 64 |
| #2 | Anders | +1.00 | 30 | 38 |
| #3 | iamTJ | -0.15 | 56 | 62 |
| #4 | mikken | -2.14 | 15 | 46 |
| #5 | Flippy | -2.90 | 16 | 26 |





