








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2477 | 33% |
| Smokes | 933 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2858 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1320 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,612 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeoN | 55% | 51 |
| #2 | dahling | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | Anders | 46% | 138 |
| #4 | Flippy | 43% | 44 |
| #5 | Casi | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | dahling | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | Anders | 46% | 138 |
| #4 | Flippy | 43% | 44 |
| #5 | Casi | 41% | 63 |
| #6 | mikken | 41% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anders | 21 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | mikken | 14 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | dahling | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Casi | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Flippy | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casi | 252 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | mikken | 150 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Anders | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | NeoN | 91 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | dahling | 61 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeoN | +5.10 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Casi | +2.04 | 41 | 64 |
| #3 | Anders | +1.01 | 30 | 39 |
| #4 | iamTJ | -0.23 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | mikken | -2.37 | 14 | 49 |





