








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3657 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3749 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2969 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2209 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,507 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamTJ | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | soveg | 46% | 85 |
| #3 | Casi | 46% | 309 |
| #4 | Anders | 44% | 119 |
| #5 | mikken | 44% | 394 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Casi | 46% | 309 |
| #4 | Anders | 44% | 119 |
| #5 | mikken | 44% | 394 |
| #6 | Mauts | 43% | 30 |
| #7 | Flippy | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikken | 69 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Anders | 45 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | Casi | 38 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Flippy | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | iamTJ | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casi | 1069 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | mikken | 745 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | soveg | 138 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Anders | 132 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mauts | 79 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mauts | +4.05 | 33 | 40 |
| #2 | Casi | +3.01 | 40 | 59 |
| #3 | Anders | +1.16 | 27 | 39 |
| #4 | iamTJ | +0.53 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | soveg | -0.09 | 32 | 55 |





