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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 199 | 19% |
| Smokes | 300 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 139 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,686 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | indominus | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Cocio | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Aizen | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | 3 Weter | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | Peugeot | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 3 Weter | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | Peugeot | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Bobbyyy | 50% | 14 |
| #7 | feelingkindasilly | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | nicolasnicnik | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobbyyy | 3 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | 3 Weter | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | feelingkindasilly | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Aizen | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Cocio | 2 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocio | 55 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | Bobbyyy | 51 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | 3 Weter | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | nicolasnicnik | 41 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #5 | Peugeot | 34 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3 Weter | +7.60 | 44 | 51 |
| #2 | Cocio | +5.16 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | Aizen | +3.89 | 65 | 43 |
| #4 | Peugeot | +2.40 | 49 | 35 |
| #5 | nicolasnicnik | +2.00 | 62 | 24 |





