








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 870 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1251 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 794 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 646 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,478 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocio | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | MariusEP | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | indominus | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | nicolasnicnik | 47% | 121 |
| #5 | Bobbyyy | 37% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MariusEP | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | indominus | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | nicolasnicnik | 47% | 121 |
| #5 | Bobbyyy | 37% | 131 |
| #6 | Peugeot | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobbyyy | 47 | 0.0233 |
| #2 | nicolasnicnik | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | indominus | 11 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | MariusEP | 4 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | Peugeot | 2 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nicolasnicnik | 493 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Bobbyyy | 341 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Peugeot | 100 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cocio | 37 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | MariusEP | 28 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocio | +5.04 | 64 | 49 |
| #2 | nicolasnicnik | +4.13 | 78 | 38 |
| #3 | Bobbyyy | -0.16 | 66 | 43 |
| #4 | feelingkindasilly | -1.27 | 33 | 29 |
| #5 | MariusEP | -1.32 | 29 | 28 |





