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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 960 | 39% |
| Smokes | 465 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 638 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 411 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,968 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | indominus | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | 3 Weter | 67% | 75 |
| #3 | MariusEP | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | Aizen | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | feelingkindasilly | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 3 Weter | 67% | 75 |
| #3 | MariusEP | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | Aizen | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | feelingkindasilly | 57% | 14 |
| #6 | Bobbyyy | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3 Weter | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | MariusEP | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Aizen | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Bobbyyy | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3 Weter | 198 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Bobbyyy | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | MariusEP | 26 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Aizen | 25 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | feelingkindasilly | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aizen | +5.04 | 67 | 39 |
| #2 | 3 Weter | +4.54 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | Cocio | +2.85 | 65 | 53 |
| #4 | MariusEP | -1.54 | 23 | 22 |
| #5 | feelingkindasilly | -3.20 | 48 | 28 |





