








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1076 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1633 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 928 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,666 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aizen | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Mr.Doge | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Cocio | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | MariusEP | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | indominus | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | feelingkindasilly | 37% | 131 |
| #7 | 3 Weter | 36% | 14 |
| #8 | NinjaFisken | 33% | 12 |
| #9 | nicolasnicnik | 31% | 45 |
| #10 | Peugeot | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feelingkindasilly | 39 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | NinjaFisken | 9 | 0.0400 |
| #3 | nicolasnicnik | 8 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | indominus | 6 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | MariusEP | 5 | 0.0193 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nicolasnicnik | 215 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | feelingkindasilly | 121 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Peugeot | 80 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mr.Doge | 44 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cocio | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Doge | +7.57 | 74 | 45 |
| #2 | Cocio | +6.01 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | Aizen | +4.76 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | 3 Weter | +4.29 | 47 | 59 |
| #5 | nicolasnicnik | +3.14 | 72 | 30 |





