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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1329 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1021 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1649 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1436 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $339,769 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aizen | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Cocio | 67% | 75 |
| #3 | MariusEP | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | Peugeot | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | NinjaFisken | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Peugeot | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | NinjaFisken | 41% | 22 |
| #6 | nicolasnicnik | 38% | 26 |
| #7 | Mr.Doge | 36% | 22 |
| #8 | Bobbyyy | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NinjaFisken | 8 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | Mr.Doge | 5 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | Cocio | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Peugeot | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | MariusEP | 4 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocio | 224 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | Peugeot | 182 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | nicolasnicnik | 78 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | NinjaFisken | 59 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mr.Doge | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aizen | +7.98 | 65 | 39 |
| #2 | 3 Weter | +4.88 | 55 | 60 |
| #3 | Cocio | +2.28 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | Mr.Doge | +1.49 | 66 | 42 |
| #5 | NinjaFisken | +0.04 | 47 | 35 |





