








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 198 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4237 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2995 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1782 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2844 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,234,092 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ๐๐ | 53% | 75 |
| #9 | iiTurnup | 52% | 88 |
| #10 | [fATwussy] Brzฤczyszczykiewicz | 51% | 41 |
| #11 | PotatoePeeker TTV | 48% | 27 |
| #12 | bonsai | 47% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grahvelli | 367 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #2 | K!Aยง Da Llama | 264 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | partypickle | 259 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | bonsai | 234 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | [fATwussy] Brzฤczyszczykiewicz | 181 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!Aยง Da Llama | +5.03 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | Grahvelli | +2.66 | 75 | 82 |
| #3 | bonsai | +1.90 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | [fATwussy] Brzฤczyszczykiewicz | +1.71 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | PotatoePeeker TTV | +0.68 | 69 | 58 |





