








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2210 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2917 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2721 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,480,003 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!A§ Da Llama | 462 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | spydEr | 374 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Grahvelli | 357 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #4 | partypickle | 268 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | [fATwussy] Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 157 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!A§ Da Llama | +4.55 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | _Ex0dus_ | +2.30 | 87 | 47 |
| #3 | bonsai | +1.77 | 85 | 51 |
| #4 | Grahvelli | +1.14 | 73 | 73 |
| #5 | [fATwussy] Brzęczyszczykiewicz | +0.68 | 61 | 65 |





