








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2004 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2717 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2260 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2523 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,377,212 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!A§ Da Llama | 391 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | spydEr | 348 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Grahvelli | 293 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #4 | partypickle | 265 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | [fATwussy] Brzęczyszczykiewicz | 152 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!A§ Da Llama | +4.62 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | _Ex0dus_ | +2.30 | 87 | 47 |
| #3 | bonsai | +1.84 | 85 | 50 |
| #4 | [fATwussy] Brzęczyszczykiewicz | +0.74 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | Grahvelli | +0.68 | 72 | 75 |





