








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 419 | 14% |
| Smokes | 837 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 787 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 963 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,576 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 45% | 33 |
| #3 | Omiya | 43% | 44 |
| #4 | 'uge | 40% | 86 |
| #5 | Mang0at | 38% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 'uge | 40% | 86 |
| #5 | Mang0at | 38% | 101 |
| #6 | YugeMan | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | Digbert | 22% | 23 |
| #8 | Ali Renegade | 0% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | 'uge | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Omiya | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 6 | 0.0256 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 394 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Omiya | 188 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 63 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 38 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | 'uge | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | +3.74 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | Omiya | +3.04 | 57 | 69 |
| #3 | 'uge | +1.75 | 70 | 25 |
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | +0.69 | 55 | 40 |
| #5 | Jonesy From Fortnite | +0.25 | 62 | 49 |





