








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 855 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 245 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1065 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2354 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4073 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3857 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,493 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2783 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 56% | 351 |
| #2 | Mang0at | 54% | 530 |
| #3 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 52% | 87 |
| #4 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 51% | 93 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 45% | 100 |
| #6 | Ali Renegade | 44% | 111 |
| #7 | YugeMan | 41% | 58 |
| #8 | Maroune Chamakh | 40% | 86 |
| #9 | Digbert | 35% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 89 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Mang0at | 87 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 18 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 13 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 10 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 1756 | 0.26 | 35 min |
| #2 | Mang0at | 1669 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #3 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 307 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 118 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 70 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | +2.68 | 73 | 46 |
| #2 | Omiya | +2.16 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | 'uge | +1.29 | 70 | 29 |
| #4 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | +1.12 | 72 | 48 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | -0.81 | 56 | 40 |





