








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1010 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




178 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10507 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8764 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4945 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7900 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,364 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | Mang0at | 57% | 315 |
| #3 | 'uge | 56% | 351 |
| #4 | ☆Miemora☆ | 53% | 87 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 51% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ☆Miemora☆ | 53% | 87 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 51% | 67 |
| #6 | Ali Renegade | 46% | 41 |
| #7 | Digbert | 46% | 39 |
| #8 | Maroune Chamakh | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 42 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | 'uge | 35 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 11 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | ☆Miemora☆ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 952 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 150 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | 'uge | 131 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☆Miemora☆ | 73 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | +1.61 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | Mang0at | +1.56 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | +1.06 | 70 | 51 |
| #4 | 'uge | +0.45 | 68 | 26 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | -0.04 | 57 | 42 |





