








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 165 | 26% |
| Smokes | 176 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 234 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 61 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,076 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Mang0at | 44% | 64 |
| #3 | 'uge | 41% | 58 |
| #4 | Maroune Chamakh | 31% | 16 |
| #5 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 14 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | 'uge | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Omiya | 2 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | Maroune Chamakh | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | +4.52 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | Mang0at | +4.45 | 78 | 40 |
| #3 | 'uge | +2.76 | 74 | 34 |
| #4 | Digbert | +0.26 | 56 | 36 |
| #5 | Jonesy From Fortnite | -1.92 | 25 | 24 |





