








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 680 | 34% |
| Smokes | 599 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 278 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 459 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,268 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Omiya | 51% | 67 |
| #3 | Mang0at | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | Maroune Chamakh | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | 'uge | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mang0at | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | Maroune Chamakh | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | 'uge | 45% | 100 |
| #6 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 29% | 17 |
| #7 | Digbert | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'uge | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Omiya | 12 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Mang0at | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Maroune Chamakh | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 4 | 0.0178 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 284 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Mang0at | 248 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 58 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 41 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Digbert | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | +2.41 | 56 | 66 |
| #2 | Mang0at | +2.21 | 68 | 44 |
| #3 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | +1.63 | 60 | 51 |
| #4 | Jonesy From Fortnite | +1.47 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | 'uge | +0.90 | 58 | 23 |





