








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 235 | 20% |
| Smokes | 204 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 381 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,821 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Pooze | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Omiya | 46% | 39 |
| #3 | Mang0at | 44% | 79 |
| #4 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | 'uge | 35% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 'uge | 35% | 79 |
| #6 | Ali Renegade | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 27% | 30 |
| #8 | Maroune Chamakh | 22% | 23 |
| #9 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Omiya | 7 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | 'uge | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 306 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Omiya | 193 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 59 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 48 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | 'uge | 34 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | +3.26 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Omiya | +2.73 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | +1.98 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | 'uge | +0.52 | 66 | 25 |
| #5 | Jonesy From Fortnite | -0.54 | 27 | 41 |





