








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 411 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




161 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8364 | 46% |
| Smokes | 3960 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1859 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3949 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,790,831 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 837 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 57% | 315 |
| #2 | 'uge | 54% | 530 |
| #3 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 53% | 81 |
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 49% | 88 |
| #5 | Ali Renegade | 48% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 49% | 88 |
| #5 | Ali Renegade | 48% | 113 |
| #6 | Digbert | 44% | 79 |
| #7 | YugeMan | 44% | 64 |
| #8 | Maroune Chamakh | 38% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 93 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | 'uge | 68 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Jonesy From Fortnite | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | YugeMan | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 9 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 1554 | 0.25 | 32 min |
| #2 | 'uge | 211 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #3 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 88 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Maroune Chamakh | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Digbert | 45 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | +2.48 | 73 | 44 |
| #2 | Omiya | +2.23 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | 'uge | +1.25 | 69 | 28 |
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | -0.35 | 59 | 41 |
| #5 | Jonesy From Fortnite | -2.40 | 15 | 16 |





