








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3042 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1183 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4025 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3618 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,690,809 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dogzilla | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | T3rpboy2.0 | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | Mizzer | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | BUNYON | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | OMGScooter | 47% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | DuneKoon | 36% | 53 |
| #12 | Snacky1YT | 33% | 49 |
| #13 | s1mpatico | 33% | 40 |
| #14 | D?or | 31% | 32 |
| #15 | GREEN BASTARD | 26% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pill Pusher Pushin' P | 119 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | Robby | 42 | 0.0283 |
| #3 | T3rpboy | 32 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | dubois.charles | 28 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Snacky1YT | 19 | 0.0189 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dubois.charles | 996 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | Pill Pusher Pushin' P | 989 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #3 | T3rpboy | 504 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | DisKineKteD | 335 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | T3rpboy2.0 | 263 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3rpboy2.0 | +3.24 | 32 | 70 |
| #2 | DuneKoon | +2.50 | 63 | 51 |
| #3 | Pill Pusher Pushin' P | +2.30 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | T3rpboy | +0.99 | 46 | 63 |
| #5 | dubois.charles | +0.52 | 50 | 64 |





