








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 654 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




268 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9854 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5790 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7647 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6184 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,606,874 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2048 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poplockdropit | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | k1mchi | 60% | 103 |
| #3 | Giju | 60% | 77 |
| #4 | GAZ | 57% | 60 |
| #5 | OMGScooter | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | DisKineKteD | 45% | 192 |
| #11 | η♡να | 40% | 270 |
| #12 | GREEN BASTARD | 38% | 52 |
| #13 | Robby | 36% | 161 |
| #14 | Snacky1YT | 35% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | η♡να | 87 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Robby | 84 | 0.0267 |
| #3 | T3rpboy | 59 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | dubois.charles | 35 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Snacky1YT | 34 | 0.0218 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dubois.charles | 1657 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #2 | T3rpboy | 1061 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | DisKineKteD | 647 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #4 | η♡να | 521 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | s1mpatico | 382 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giju | +4.54 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | k1mchi | +2.52 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Pill Pusher Pushin' P | +1.40 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | GAZ | +0.79 | 76 | 46 |
| #5 | T3rpboy | +0.05 | 41 | 64 |





