








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5402 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2016 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 4360 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4473 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,086 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caped Baldy | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | T3rpboy2.0 | 57% | 80 |
| #3 | Dogzilla | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | Mizzer | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | OMGScooter | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pill Pusher Pushin' P | 61 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | η♡να | 24 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | T3rpboy | 21 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | T3rpboy2.0 | 20 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | Robby | 19 | 0.0252 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dubois.charles | 1004 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | Pill Pusher Pushin' P | 705 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #3 | T3rpboy | 461 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | T3rpboy2.0 | 298 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | η♡να | 209 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3rpboy2.0 | +2.67 | 36 | 70 |
| #2 | Pill Pusher Pushin' P | +1.66 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | T3rpboy | +0.97 | 41 | 67 |
| #4 | s1mpatico | +0.63 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | Caped Baldy | +0.61 | 64 | 64 |





