








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 821 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4186 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3656 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4757 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3316 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,883 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 830 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirikuõpetaja | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | muzkah:] | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | BurgerFlipper8 | 62% | 53 |
| #4 | Tmirts | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Nunnnn | 62% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | speed-deemon | 62% | 138 |
| #7 | rikźź | 57% | 37 |
| #8 | haki | 56% | 32 |
| #9 | venyetta | 55% | 165 |
| #10 | Piiskop | 51% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speed-deemon | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Nunnnn | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | BurgerFlipper8 | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | venyetta | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Piiskop | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speed-deemon | 595 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | Nunnnn | 457 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | venyetta | 335 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Piiskop | 334 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | BurgerFlipper8 | 169 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirikuõpetaja | +5.35 | 93 | 72 |
| #2 | rikźź | +3.30 | 79 | 79 |
| #3 | speed-deemon | +2.40 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | muzkah:] | +2.38 | 86 | 58 |
| #5 | Nunnnn | +1.98 | 79 | 67 |





