








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7300 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5173 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4616 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5103 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,017,437 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 622 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rikźź | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | BurgerFlipper8 | 66% | 56 |
| #3 | Tmirts | 60% | 73 |
| #4 | Kirikuõpetaja | 56% | 152 |
| #5 | Thenoperino | 55% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nunnnn | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | speed-deemon | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ⛤Kyts⛤ | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Kirikuõpetaja | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | venyetta | 6 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyetta | 868 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Nunnnn | 713 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | speed-deemon | 638 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #4 | haki | 552 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | ⛤Kyts⛤ | 407 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirikuõpetaja | +3.89 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | rikźź | +3.69 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | Tmirts | +2.15 | 80 | 75 |
| #4 | speed-deemon | +1.85 | 86 | 65 |
| #5 | Nunnnn | +1.30 | 83 | 56 |





