








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4762 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3037 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4604 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3400 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,309 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 690 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triksi | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | Eldest | 71% | 31 |
| #3 | PLANETIK | 69% | 26 |
| #4 | Kirikuõpetaja | 68% | 38 |
| #5 | Piiskop | 66% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | tuX♥ | 62% | 53 |
| #9 | venyetta | 60% | 77 |
| #10 | rikźź | 59% | 64 |
| #11 | NdR | 58% | 96 |
| #12 | hadde | 58% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NdR | 15 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | speed-deemon | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Nunnnn | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | tuX♥ | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | rikźź | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nunnnn | 714 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #2 | NdR | 518 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #3 | speed-deemon | 517 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #4 | rikźź | 165 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Piiskop | 162 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirikuõpetaja | +4.45 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | speed-deemon | +2.57 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | rikźź | +2.45 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | Eldest | +2.22 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | Nunnnn | +2.01 | 79 | 66 |





