








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1897 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 322 matches | ||
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12873 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6426 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7594 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7096 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,879,945 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rikźź | 63% | 249 |
| #2 | Kirikuõpetaja | 63% | 219 |
| #3 | BurgerFlipper8 | 63% | 120 |
| #4 | tuX♥ | 62% | 138 |
| #5 | Cuba | 59% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nunnnn | 25 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | dept | 20 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Cuba | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | BurgerFlipper8 | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Piiskop | 10 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nunnnn | 1857 | 0.20 | 52 min |
| #2 | Cuba | 1765 | 0.33 | 56 min |
| #3 | rikźź | 714 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #4 | venyetta | 479 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Kirikuõpetaja | 476 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirikuõpetaja | +2.85 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | rikźź | +1.86 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | speed-deemon | +1.77 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Nunnnn | +1.16 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Cuba | +0.59 | 83 | 82 |





