








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 10 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 14 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,750 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThomasCool | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Miragro | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Dayfit | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | Replacingcrib | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Furt | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dayfit | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | Replacingcrib | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | Furt | 58% | 12 |
| #6 | Masterchieff | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | Garry | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garry | 7 | 0.0330 |
| #2 | Dayfit | 6 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | 4 | 0.0339 |
| #4 | Miragro | 2 | 0.0133 |
| #5 | Furt | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayfit | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Masterchieff | 20 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | 14 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Miragro | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Garry | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | +7.41 | 74 | 36 |
| #2 | Dayfit | +3.60 | 46 | 33 |
| #3 | ThomasCool | +2.08 | 23 | 29 |
| #4 | Replacingcrib | +1.74 | 33 | 67 |
| #5 | weekampbrent | -0.93 | 19 | 7 |





