








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 877 | 29% |
| Smokes | 664 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 687 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 771 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,639 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furt | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | ThomasCool | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | weekampbrent | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | Replacingcrib | 55% | 76 |
| #5 | Miragro | 55% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Replacingcrib | 55% | 76 |
| #5 | Miragro | 55% | 100 |
| #6 | Garry | 55% | 82 |
| #7 | Masterchieff | 49% | 71 |
| #8 | Beetlehunter | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garry | 36 | 0.0264 |
| #2 | Miragro | 27 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | 25 | 0.0197 |
| #4 | weekampbrent | 7 | 0.0215 |
| #5 | Masterchieff | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Replacingcrib | 262 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Masterchieff | 136 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Miragro | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | ThomasCool | 33 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Garry | 28 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | +7.04 | 81 | 33 |
| #2 | Dayfit | +1.98 | 41 | 35 |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | +0.14 | 38 | 65 |
| #4 | ThomasCool | -1.15 | 38 | 19 |
| #5 | Garry | -1.24 | 32 | 19 |





