








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1559 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1708 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1862 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1025 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,045 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furt | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | weekampbrent | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | ThomasCool | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Dayfit | 55% | 76 |
| #5 | Miragro | 55% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Dayfit | 55% | 76 |
| #5 | Miragro | 55% | 88 |
| #6 | Garry | 53% | 55 |
| #7 | Masterchieff | 45% | 60 |
| #8 | Beetlehunter | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | 26 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Garry | 25 | 0.0247 |
| #3 | Dayfit | 24 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | Masterchieff | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ThomasCool | 3 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayfit | 176 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Masterchieff | 129 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Miragro | 87 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | ThomasCool | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Garry | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | +7.39 | 80 | 34 |
| #2 | Dayfit | +1.30 | 36 | 35 |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | -0.06 | 37 | 65 |
| #4 | weekampbrent | -0.82 | 22 | 9 |
| #5 | ThomasCool | -1.79 | 39 | 39 |





