








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 142 | 13% |
| Smokes | 304 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 165 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 443 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,667 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furt | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Dayfit | 55% | 82 |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | Miragro | 51% | 75 |
| #5 | ThomasCool | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Miragro | 51% | 75 |
| #5 | ThomasCool | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | weekampbrent | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | Masterchieff | 45% | 49 |
| #8 | Beetlehunter | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayfit | 26 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | Miragro | 23 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | 21 | 0.0238 |
| #4 | weekampbrent | 9 | 0.0429 |
| #5 | Beetlehunter | 5 | 0.0194 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayfit | 179 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Replacingcrib | 171 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Masterchieff | 105 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Miragro | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | ThomasCool | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | +8.12 | 83 | 34 |
| #2 | Dayfit | +2.49 | 37 | 32 |
| #3 | ThomasCool | +0.66 | 43 | 14 |
| #4 | Replacingcrib | +0.56 | 37 | 64 |
| #5 | Garry | -1.72 | 28 | 21 |





