








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 234 | 3% |
| Smokes | 313 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 2718 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3926 | 55% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,634 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ratz | limpen14 | 47% | 47 |
| #8 | Ratz | mr2 | 46% | 136 |
| #9 | Ratz | Knallskott | 44% | 195 |
| #10 | Hobo | 40% | 30 |
| #11 | Ratz | Krooz^ | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | mr2 | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Ratz | lihou969 | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Ratz | Knallskott | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Professional Bitch | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Ratz | Mummadude | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | mr2 | 270 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Hobo | 193 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ratz | Knallskott | 150 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ratz | Mummadude | 127 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Professional Bitch | 91 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poo | +3.99 | 78 | 24 |
| #2 | Ratz | Castle | +2.03 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | Ratz | mr2 | +1.94 | 80 | 40 |
| #4 | Ratz | Mummadude | +1.84 | 53 | 45 |
| #5 | Ratz | lihou969 | +0.88 | 64 | 56 |





