








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 723 | 5% |
| Smokes | 2982 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5098 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5384 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,486,112 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ratz | limpen14 | 47% | 66 |
| #8 | Ratz | lihou969 | 47% | 180 |
| #9 | Ratz | Knallskott | 44% | 247 |
| #10 | Ratz | mr2 | 43% | 150 |
| #11 | Hobo | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | lihou969 | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Ratz | Chaotic Neutral | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Ratz | Knallskott | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Ratz | mr2 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Ratz | Mummadude | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | mr2 | 276 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ratz | Knallskott | 251 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ratz | Mummadude | 169 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ratz | lihou969 | 152 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ratz | Castle | 150 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poo | +3.76 | 78 | 32 |
| #2 | Ratz | mr2 | +2.16 | 81 | 39 |
| #3 | Ratz | Castle | +1.67 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Ratz | Mummadude | +1.36 | 50 | 42 |
| #5 | Ratz | lihou969 | +0.84 | 64 | 59 |





