








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2666 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2333 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2274 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3602 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,730 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | 104 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | hugowh | 66 | 0.0267 |
| #3 | Ringer | 53 | 0.0260 |
| #4 | Garry | 23 | 0.0268 |
| #5 | Dayfit | 19 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | 475 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #2 | hugowh | 329 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Replacingcrib | 214 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dayfit | 183 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ringer | 141 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miragro | +7.12 | 84 | 33 |
| #2 | Dayfit | +0.87 | 44 | 32 |
| #3 | hugowh | -0.19 | 38 | 36 |
| #4 | Replacingcrib | -0.62 | 38 | 67 |
| #5 | Ringer | -0.67 | 41 | 25 |





