








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15269 | 33% |
| Smokes | 11391 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12089 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7299 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,710,774 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | kairaaja | 46% | 188 |
| #13 | Nik Varg | 46% | 373 |
| #14 | Joqqu5 | 43% | 361 |
| #15 | vkuistinen | 41% | 174 |
| #16 | havosen tavja | 40% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joqqu5 | 18 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | muussi | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | kairaaja | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Pale | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Juksu | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muussi | 1684 | 0.18 | 56 min |
| #2 | ikke | 854 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | Joqqu5 | 658 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | vkuistinen | 599 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #5 | Pale | 474 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +4.14 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | Jarii | +2.60 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | hiiva | +1.55 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Jeb | +0.84 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Pale | +0.77 | 64 | 69 |





