








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2153 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3637 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4243 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4586 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,484 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarii | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | Jeb | 57% | 69 |
| #3 | muussi | 54% | 164 |
| #4 | Jackreacher | 51% | 106 |
| #5 | hiiva | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 20 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Joqqu5 | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | kairaaja | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | muussi | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | vkuistinen | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 1627 | 0.22 | 44 min |
| #2 | muussi | 646 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #3 | ikke | 444 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | vkuistinen | 308 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | Joqqu5 | 294 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +4.30 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Jarii | +2.39 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | hiiva | +2.03 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | Pale | +1.24 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | Jeb | +0.62 | 76 | 58 |





