








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 712 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4480 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5468 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4235 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3783 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,668,387 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | kairaaja | 42% | 64 |
| #8 | vkuistinen | 41% | 95 |
| #9 | ikke | 41% | 98 |
| #10 | Joqqu5 | 41% | 76 |
| #11 | havosen tavja | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Juksu | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | vkuistinen | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | kairaaja | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | muussi | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 853 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | vkuistinen | 369 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | ikke | 253 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | muussi | 160 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Nik Varg | 134 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +3.96 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | Jeb | +1.03 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Juksu | +0.59 | 54 | 58 |
| #4 | muussi | +0.38 | 71 | 79 |
| #5 | ikke | +0.08 | 63 | 62 |





