








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3541 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3544 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4355 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2934 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,913,663 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 473 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | Jeb | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | Pale | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | JalluPena | 43% | 361 |
| #5 | muussi | 43% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Juksu | 41% | 64 |
| #11 | Nik Varg | 40% | 168 |
| #12 | havosen tavja | 38% | 117 |
| #13 | kairaaja | 38% | 135 |
| #14 | vkuistinen | 25% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 1592 | 0.22 | 44 min |
| #2 | ikke | 480 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | muussi | 424 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | vkuistinen | 320 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | Pale | 274 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +4.81 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | hiiva | +2.36 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | Pale | +1.88 | 58 | 73 |
| #4 | Jeb | +1.68 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | muussi | +1.05 | 67 | 81 |





