








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5918 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5952 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3377 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4967 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,704,128 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeb | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | hiiva | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | muussi | 53% | 200 |
| #4 | Pale | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | JalluPena | 50% | 338 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | vkuistinen | 44% | 120 |
| #11 | Joqqu5 | 43% | 215 |
| #12 | Jackreacher | 41% | 98 |
| #13 | havosen tavja | 40% | 57 |
| #14 | kairaaja | 40% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Joqqu5 | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | muussi | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | vkuistinen | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | kairaaja | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 1473 | 0.22 | 41 min |
| #2 | muussi | 794 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #3 | vkuistinen | 406 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | Joqqu5 | 351 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | Pale | 207 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +4.05 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | hiiva | +2.83 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | Jarii | +2.15 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Pale | +1.20 | 61 | 73 |
| #5 | muussi | +0.46 | 64 | 81 |





