








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 460 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5013 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3882 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5371 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5255 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,066 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarii | 67% | 83 |
| #2 | Esdeath | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | ikke | 60% | 63 |
| #4 | Nik Varg | 57% | 69 |
| #5 | muussi | 56% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 19 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | muussi | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Joqqu5 | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | 𝐑U𝐙𝐙K𝐈𝐙 | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | rakSu | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 994 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | muussi | 730 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #3 | Esdeath | 190 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | 𝐑U𝐙𝐙K𝐈𝐙 | 184 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | rakSu | 166 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +3.58 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | rakSu | +3.11 | 90 | 61 |
| #3 | Jarii | +2.10 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Esdeath | +2.06 | 78 | 80 |
| #5 | Jeb | +1.10 | 78 | 54 |





