








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Esplay | 190 matches | 1,879 | |
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8380 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3768 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 6001 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5623 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,534 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kRiZ---- | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | stianhay9 | 63% | 48 |
| #3 | ★★★Bizonking★★★ | 55% | 119 |
| #4 | LennYy | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Bjarnis | 53% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | Therese91♥ッ | 45% | 40 |
| #18 | Lokelars | 45% | 49 |
| #19 | WarThorn | 43% | 51 |
| #20 | (ɔıʇsɐqɯoᙠ)ɐɐɐɐɐɹO | 43% | 77 |
| #21 | Kjendiss! | 40% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★★★Bizonking★★★ | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | AZZA | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Kjendiss! | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | brew | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Ruby Rose | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★★★Bizonking★★★ | 388 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | AZZA | 278 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Bjarnis | 248 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ruby Rose | 234 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ Aspeladden | 229 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kRiZ---- | +4.67 | 86 | 81 |
| #2 | ✪ Aspeladden | +2.47 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | BB | Kiddinho | +2.06 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | OftedaL | +1.76 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | Mantipanti | +1.08 | 80 | 65 |





