








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Esplay | 60 matches | 1,751 | |
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2453 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1880 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1536 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,266 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V! | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | goodie | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | MedicTrio | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | xlb | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | Kjendiss! | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ✪ Aspeladden | 43% | 21 |
| #13 | LennYy | 40% | 15 |
| #14 | (ɔıʇsɐqɯoᙠ)ɐɐɐɐɐɹO | 38% | 16 |
| #15 | brew | 34% | 29 |
| #16 | Ruby Rose | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantipanti | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Kjendiss! | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Bjarnis | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ✪ Aspeladden | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Adoon | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adoon | 215 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mantipanti | 211 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | LennYy | 122 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bjarnis | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ Aspeladden | 78 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aspeladden | +2.98 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | BB | Kiddinho | +2.37 | 80 | 78 |
| #3 | AZZA | +1.04 | 65 | 60 |
| #4 | Bjarnis | +0.90 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | Mantipanti | +0.78 | 81 | 67 |





