








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 511 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 131 matches | 1,664 | |
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2605 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2465 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2273 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2448 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,670 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (ɔıʇsɐqɯoᙠ)ɐɐɐɐɐɹO | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | ✪ Aspeladden | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Ruby Rose | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | brew | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | stianhay9 | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantipanti | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | SagaGG | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ✪ Aspeladden | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | OftedaL | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Bjarnis | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantipanti | 242 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | SagaGG | 94 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | LennYy | 91 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #4 | stianhay9 | 90 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | OftedaL | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Aspeladden | +2.71 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | OftedaL | +1.67 | 77 | 50 |
| #3 | stianhay9 | +1.49 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | Mantipanti | +1.43 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | SagaGG | +1.10 | 74 | 63 |





