








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 649 matches | ||
| Esplay | 178 matches | 1,803 | |
| Faceit | 177 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 168 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7533 | 19% |
| Smokes | 11013 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8440 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 11669 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,300,223 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xy | 63% | 179 |
| #2 | Bjarnis | 58% | 78 |
| #3 | rampz | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | ojen | 55% | 280 |
| #5 | Knekkern | 55% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | munky[G] | 45% | 117 |
| #17 | somber | 45% | 71 |
| #18 | (ɔıʇsɐqɯoᙠ)ɐɐɐɐɐɹO | 45% | 142 |
| #19 | Adoon | 45% | 78 |
| #20 | Moleister | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruby Rose | 15 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Rico | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Mantipanti | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | ojen | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Ole M | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knekkern | 1469 | 0.23 | 38 min |
| #2 | Ruby Rose | 1186 | 0.07 | 31 min |
| #3 | xy | 461 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | Mantipanti | 428 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | Ole M | 357 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ojen | +2.29 | 62 | 69 |
| #2 | Knekkern | +2.20 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | Yæsshaaaa | +1.53 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | J-Mark | +1.52 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Ole M | +1.45 | 77 | 65 |





