








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 74 | 26% |
| Smokes | 63 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 63 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 85 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,889 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zanmang Loopy | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | ♥ MilkedCow ♥ | 49% | 81 |
| #3 | Jasper | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | Techno4k | 42% | 43 |
| #5 | racc | 38% | 304 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | racc | 38% | 304 |
| #6 | Quentin2Quonky | 37% | 71 |
| #7 | BurritoKyle | 29% | 85 |
| #8 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 29% | 42 |
| #9 | im that wigga | 25% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | racc | 28 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Jasper | 28 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | BurritoKyle | 19 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | ♥ MilkedCow ♥ | 10 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Zanmang Loopy | 6 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | racc | 383 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Quentin2Quonky | 226 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Zanmang Loopy | 158 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♥ MilkedCow ♥ | 122 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jasper | 118 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zanmang Loopy | +8.31 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Jasper | +6.89 | 64 | 39 |
| #3 | ♥ MilkedCow ♥ | +3.71 | 59 | 35 |
| #4 | im that wigga | +3.16 | 42 | 44 |
| #5 | Techno4k | +1.29 | 41 | 11 |





