








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2170 | 40% |
| Smokes | 865 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1346 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1076 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,011,430 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasper | 62% | 73 |
| #2 | mzinho | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | racc | 62% | 304 |
| #4 | Zanmang Loopy | 61% | 114 |
| #5 | Techno4k | 58% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Zanmang Loopy | 61% | 114 |
| #5 | Techno4k | 58% | 65 |
| #6 | BurritoKyle | 54% | 50 |
| #7 | Quentin2Quonky | 54% | 102 |
| #8 | i crippled | 49% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | racc | 36 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Jasper | 17 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Quentin2Quonky | 13 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | BurritoKyle | 11 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Zanmang Loopy | 8 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | racc | 457 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | Quentin2Quonky | 326 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Zanmang Loopy | 290 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jasper | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | mzinho | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zanmang Loopy | +7.01 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Jasper | +5.44 | 65 | 40 |
| #3 | ♥ MilkedCow ♥ | +2.95 | 59 | 37 |
| #4 | mzinho | +0.73 | 39 | 54 |
| #5 | racc | -0.03 | 47 | 36 |





