








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 2,223 | |
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1354 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1390 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1319 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1074 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,977 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tumu | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | vilkku | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Kong | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | JohanneS | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | VIGGEE 👑 | 62% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | tpsaaa | 52% | 46 |
| #11 | Kallu | 50% | 48 |
| #12 | eje | 47% | 17 |
| #13 | matohäntä | 46% | 26 |
| #14 | wwwww | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tpsaaa | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | PeKSulli | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | eedubbi | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Kong | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Kallu | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeKSulli | 167 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | eedubbi | 163 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | VIGGEE 👑 | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kallu | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | honda | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIGGEE 👑 | +2.45 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | eedubbi | +2.16 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | tpsaaa | +1.39 | 56 | 61 |
| #4 | Hartsah11 | +1.14 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | honda | +0.86 | 59 | 63 |





