








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Esplay | 176 matches | 2,055 | |
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5293 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7257 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6200 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8115 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,640,174 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PeKSulli | 53% | 96 |
| #7 | juuhan 瀑 | 53% | 87 |
| #8 | chondew | 52% | 48 |
| #9 | eedubbi | 51% | 112 |
| #10 | ned | 42% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eedubbi | 438 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | LIMAINABOMAYE | 351 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | VIGGEE 👑 | 326 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | chondew | 227 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | juuhan 瀑 | 220 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eedubbi | +2.54 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | VIGGEE 👑 | +1.84 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | honda | +1.24 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | PeKSulli | +0.27 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | Hartsah11 | +0.13 | 81 | 60 |





