








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 903 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Esplay | 21 matches | 2,170 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3264 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2964 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2552 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2766 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,201 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kong | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | vilkku | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | VIGGEE 👑 | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | matohäntä | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Hartsah11 | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | juuhan 瀑 | 53% | 30 |
| #7 | PeKSulli | 52% | 42 |
| #8 | honda | 51% | 112 |
| #9 | Kallu | 38% | 26 |
| #10 | tpsaaa | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honda | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | tpsaaa | 8 | 0.0244 |
| #3 | vilkku | 4 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Kong | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Hartsah11 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honda | 195 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Hartsah11 | 185 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | VIGGEE 👑 | 153 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | vilkku | 114 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | matohäntä | 96 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eedubbi | +3.04 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | VIGGEE 👑 | +1.47 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | tpsaaa | +0.81 | 59 | 43 |
| #4 | Hartsah11 | +0.58 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | vilkku | -0.07 | 74 | 61 |





