








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 2,000 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 14% |
| Smokes | 747 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 817 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 802 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $298,055 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIGGEE 👑 | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | honda | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Kong | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Hartsah11 | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | PeKSulli | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kallu | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | eedubbi | 35% | 17 |
| #9 | wwwww | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | matohäntä | 25% | 8 |
| #11 | JohanneS | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hartsah11 | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | eedubbi | 4 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | PeKSulli | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Kong | 3 | 0.0203 |
| #5 | honda | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hartsah11 | 131 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | VIGGEE 👑 | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | PeKSulli | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | honda | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | eedubbi | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tpsaaa | +2.23 | 61 | 56 |
| #2 | eedubbi | +1.04 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | VIGGEE 👑 | +1.02 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | Hartsah11 | +0.86 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Kong | +0.19 | 42 | 45 |





