








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 214 matches | ||
| Esplay | 46 matches | 2,087 | |
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2867 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3685 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3212 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2651 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,427,853 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eje | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | radekbonk11 | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | LIMAINABOMAYE | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | VIGGEE 👑 | 58% | 95 |
| #5 | vilkku | 57% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | hunterrr | 48% | 40 |
| #15 | ned | 46% | 82 |
| #16 | Wento. | 45% | 33 |
| #17 | makar | 39% | 28 |
| #18 | wemmeLツ | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hartsah11 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | VIGGEE 👑 | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | matohäntä | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ned | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | vilkku | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilkku | 300 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | Hartsah11 | 271 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | VIGGEE 👑 | 246 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | matohäntä | 233 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | eedubbi | 170 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eedubbi | +2.60 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | VIGGEE 👑 | +1.80 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | eje | +1.75 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | LIMAINABOMAYE | +1.63 | 52 | 66 |
| #5 | honda | +1.21 | 59 | 63 |





