








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1559 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2229 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2396 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1352 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $983,210 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeb | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | Jarii | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | vkuistinen | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | Juksu | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Pale | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ikke | 40% | 73 |
| #12 | muussi | 39% | 64 |
| #13 | Joqqu5 | 38% | 135 |
| #14 | havosen tavja | 35% | 31 |
| #15 | hiiva | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Joqqu5 | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Pale | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | vkuistinen | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ikke | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 790 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | vkuistinen | 321 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Joqqu5 | 245 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | muussi | 230 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | ikke | 180 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarii | +5.57 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | JalluPena | +4.89 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | hiiva | +2.45 | 78 | 69 |
| #4 | Jeb | +1.83 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Pale | +1.45 | 62 | 73 |





